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Emily Nordsiek thought microwaving her iPhone would give it a full charge. She still doesn't know how to pump gas in her car and when she does drive, she often hits things. She's an 11 on the "Crazy Cat Person" scale and her fifth grade picture is one for the ages. She's got an alter ego named "Rebeccah" and she knows a thing or two about the friend zone.
